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By popular request, I have made this into an article. Click here to read the definition of "Wolfaboo," as this letter only applies to the people who meet the requirements of the definition.
Dear stranger,
You don't understand how many times I've heard these phrases come from people like you. You are all so blissfully unaware of the beauty of human potential, or simply ungrateful for the blessing you've been given that you live so comfortably. You focus solely on the negatives performed by the worst humanity has to offer, without giving a single thought to just how amazing we can be.
You take for granted the fact that your species created the words you speak. Not only that, but there are hundreds of ways to say those words. Is that not amazing already? You're a member of the only species that can stand and walk perfectly upright. Still not amazing? Your species created the computer, the television, the cell phone, and continues to make huge strides in the field of technology. That doesn't mean anything to you? Your species landed on the moon that you so closely associate with your wolves, but you don't seem to care about that, either. Oh, I know...
Can your wolves do this?
I close this letter, dear stranger, with the hope that you will appreciate yourself and your fellow humans a little more. We are a beautiful species with endless possibilities available to us. We create and build so that we are not limited by our size, our location, or our handicaps. We can reach the world with something as simple as a song, a picture, or a sentence. We can help others in need, halfway across the world, bringing them lifesaving food and water. We leave ourselves in awe at the amazing things we do. People are awesome.
Your wolves can't do that, stranger.
"Humans suck!"
"Humans are the scourge of the Earth!""I hate humans!"
"Humans should be hunted and killed!"
Dear stranger,
You don't understand how many times I've heard these phrases come from people like you. You are all so blissfully unaware of the beauty of human potential, or simply ungrateful for the blessing you've been given that you live so comfortably. You focus solely on the negatives performed by the worst humanity has to offer, without giving a single thought to just how amazing we can be.
You take for granted the fact that your species created the words you speak. Not only that, but there are hundreds of ways to say those words. Is that not amazing already? You're a member of the only species that can stand and walk perfectly upright. Still not amazing? Your species created the computer, the television, the cell phone, and continues to make huge strides in the field of technology. That doesn't mean anything to you? Your species landed on the moon that you so closely associate with your wolves, but you don't seem to care about that, either. Oh, I know...
Can your wolves do this?
I close this letter, dear stranger, with the hope that you will appreciate yourself and your fellow humans a little more. We are a beautiful species with endless possibilities available to us. We create and build so that we are not limited by our size, our location, or our handicaps. We can reach the world with something as simple as a song, a picture, or a sentence. We can help others in need, halfway across the world, bringing them lifesaving food and water. We leave ourselves in awe at the amazing things we do. People are awesome.
Your wolves can't do that, stranger.
Sincerely yours,
A concerned fellow human
A concerned fellow human
OH WAIT LAWL